tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post1950345426094130955..comments2023-05-23T09:47:19.559-04:00Comments on MYLESTONES: Mom SchoolJohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05488509129367354455noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-41653544844486027622009-08-28T08:01:50.000-04:002009-08-28T08:01:50.000-04:00Please save me a desk at mom school. What I want ...Please save me a desk at mom school. What I want to know is...any homework? And, will the homework get me out of housework?<br /><br />Congrats to your little guy for starting school!<br />-FringeGirl<br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://thedomesticfringe.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/whats-it-worth/" rel="nofollow"> What’s it Worth?</a>Guestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-43258810977070447292009-08-28T00:09:45.000-04:002009-08-28T00:09:45.000-04:00Jo, will you email me when you have a second? (ema...Jo, will you email me when you have a second? (email in right margin of my blog). I have a blog techinical question for you. :) Thanks!Boy Crazynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-9834902500835356042009-08-27T13:48:32.000-04:002009-08-27T13:48:32.000-04:00I think Mom School should cover the basics-- you k...I think Mom School should cover the basics-- you know, how to sneak in bites of a brownie while insisting your kids eat their broccoli first, how to make it look like you actually cleaned your house instead of just shoving stuff under the couch, and of course, how to magically make your jeans fit after having a baby. Also, I think Mom School should have a dress code of pajamas and/or sweats only. And it might not hurt to have flashcards with our kids' names and faces on them-- so I can call my kids by their real names instead of "Sam-- Ryan-- I mean Gracie!" LOL<br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://togetherforgood.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/all-things-bright-and-explosive/" rel="nofollow"> All Things Bright and Explosive</a>Erinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-83115964425790447152009-08-27T10:16:12.000-04:002009-08-27T10:16:12.000-04:00Oh my gosh! He looks so big in that picture!
Mom...Oh my gosh! He looks so big in that picture!<br /><br />Mom school! Boy! The stuff I'd like to learn there. Namely, How To Keep The House Clean Without having to Lift a Finger and Craft Time and Lunch Time complete with sweet little lunch ladies to make my food and clean up after me.<br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://sixgreggs.blogspot.com/2009/08/feeling-bit-upside-down.html" rel="nofollow"> Feeling a bit Upside Down</a>Guestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-36469757778611803802009-08-27T09:27:42.000-04:002009-08-27T09:27:42.000-04:00Kellye- you are too funny. I TOTALLY need those cl...Kellye- you are too funny. I TOTALLY need those classes. And if it's wrong to lie about those blasted ride-on machines, then I might flunk out of Mom School.<br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/zHFG/~3/61L7rKebkOo/mom-school.html" rel="nofollow"> Mom School</a>Jo@Mylestonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-8127661103292802132009-08-27T09:10:27.000-04:002009-08-27T09:10:27.000-04:00Hmmmm...let's see.
Curriculum topics to incl...Hmmmm...let's see. <br /><br />Curriculum topics to include:<br /><br />Engineering - This class covers the most efficient way to get toys out of a box. Major course topics to include the usage of scissors or your own fingers to release said toys from box captivity. Course will conclude with an exam which is likened to that of gun assembly in the military. Only instead of waiting to get your head chopped off by a terrorist, you will be at the mercy of an overly excited 3 year old strung out on Santa. <br /><br />Ethics - Is it wrong to lie to your child that the ride-on machines outside of the grocery store are actually broken? Or to fib and say that eating your vegetables is going to make you "big and strong" like the Incredible Hulk or get laser vision like any other superhero. Course will conclude with a panel interview with children ranging from age 2 to 6. High grades will be given to mothers who can effectively b.s. their way through the interview causing said panel interviewers to believe a good majority of what they've just said. <br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://chadandkellye.blogspot.com/2009/08/laundry-room.html" rel="nofollow">The laundry room</a>Kellyenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-58898792755102337322009-08-27T07:36:52.000-04:002009-08-27T07:36:52.000-04:00Mom School...where no one wants to graduate!Mom School...where no one wants to graduate!sherrinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760301880687498036.post-59457738000984826092009-08-27T06:17:49.000-04:002009-08-27T06:17:49.000-04:00oh, mom school! why didn't we think of that! ...oh, mom school! why didn't we think of that! your little guy is such a hoot. they are going to love him at school... even though you'll be missing him. but just imagine... the excitement and the joy (and the new ideas!) that will be bubbling out of him as he runs back home into your arms! it might help... or it just might not. hang in there jo!<br /><br />Recent blog:=- <a href="http://beyondgracedmg.blogspot.com/2009/08/success.html" rel="nofollow">success!</a>Dawnnoreply@blogger.com