I am Woman. Hear me Snore.

Me: (big yawn) I need a nap.
Dani: You're being silldy, Mommy. Grown-up mommies can't take naps. Only grown-up daddies can take naps.
Me: Why can't mommies take naps?
Dani: Because you have to make dinner.

Hence, my new woman's liberation mantra: "I am woman. Hear me snore."