The 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the second day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the third day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me eight diapers stinking, seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me nine “Whys?”-a-asking, eight diapers stinking, seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me ten fingers pinching, nine “Whys?”-a-asking, eight diapers stinking, seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me eleven words a whining, ten fingers pinching, nine “Whys?”-a-asking, eight diapers stinking, seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my kiddos gave to me twelve teeth a drooling, eleven words-a-whining, ten fingers pinching, nine “Whys?”-a-asking, eight diapers stinking, seven socks-a-missing, six shoes-a-laying (around), FIVE GOLD(en) FISH! (buh-dum-bum), four calling “MOM!”s, three french fries, two snotty noses, and a Dora toy that will not turn off. (That’s it AMIGA, time for you to vaminos!!)

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, our dear Dora toy mysteriously disappeared and was thankfully never heard from again. Adios mi amiga! (Oh, and Feliz Navidad to you too).