My Wake-up Call Wears Pink Pajamas
My daughter is determined to make the sun look lazy. And that's no easy task considering the longitude in which we live. (Please pause while I put on my Farmer's Almanac hat and reveal that the sun rose today at 5:30 a.m., and that we live just a hop, skip and a comfortable car ride from the first place in the United States where the sun can be caught stretching its rays in preparation for the dawning of day).
I find myself wishing that early bird perks extended beyond worms. Because really, I don't see what the big deal is about getting the worm anyway. It's not like we eat them (unless of course, nobody likes us and everybody hates us, which I sincerely hope is not the case here.)


I want to believe that buried somewhere in the innumerable predawn moments I share with my daughter, there is an ordinary moment itching to become extraordinary, a sleepy moment begging to be sweet, a foggy moment ready to be burned clear into dawn.

Perhaps there is more to this early bird thing than just worms. A whole lot more.
Thanks to Emily for hosting Tuesdays Unwrapped and in doing so, reminding me that these ordinary moments are totally worth waking for!
I Have a Four Year Old Ghostwriter
- "If dogs don't have tails, how will people know they're happy?"
- "That dog looks like a squirrel. I'm not so sure he's a dog." (Said of a yippy little squirrel-colored dog at the beach, within earshot of the owner. And to the squirrel-dog's owner, I have to say I'm sorry, dude, but it's true. Even my preschooler knows your dog looks dangerously close to a rodent).
- After hearing from his Dad that the french fries being served were made with a special ingredient called love, he replied, "I don't taste the love. Just potatoes." To which Dad replied, "Well, perhaps you haven't yet developed a discerning palate." To which Caed responded in his most condescending voice, "I don't think there is a discernin' pawwet OR love in here. They're just french fries, Dad."
- After biting into a cake ice cream cone for the first time, he scrunched his nose and said, "This doesn't taste like food."
- After being told he was not to interrupt when Mommy & Daddy were talking, he said, "I wasn't saying 'Daddy' to you, I was talking to my car. My car is named 'Daddy.'" Then he tried to sell it by engaging in a little pretend play with Daddy the matchbox car.
- After being told not to open the trash cabinet, he replied, "I'm not opening it. My bad lightsaber is opening it." And yes, he had figured out a way to open the cabinet using nothing but a nerf lightsaber.
- "I can't remember. Does hair go in the recyclin' or the regular trash?" he queried as he dangled a strand over the open trash (which, just to be clear, was opened not by him, but by his evil lightsaber).
- "You better save some water for da whales, Mom! Or else they won’t have any place to live cuz you were washin’ dishes too much.” (This quote dates over a year ago, after he completed an Earth Day series at preschool. But it's a classic and a great excuse for leaving my dishes in the sink a bit longer.)
- "Wow, they really need to clean this place up. It's da'custing!", upon entering a public restroom. I couldn't have agreed with him more!
- "Dani, please puhlease get outa here. I need to have my peace. Ughh, this is not peaceful AT ALL." (Now he knows how Mommy feels).
There's an App for That
Missing your Nana from far, far away?
There's an app for that....
And only a Nana (our Nana!) would set aside her first cup of tea to field questions about donuts, (va)'cations, and whether or not the "Michigan 'Nonalds has a p'ayp'ace" during a 6 a.m. Skype press conference with these two junior reporters.
Stories In My Pocket
When memories mix with music, they can create an explosive concoction of emotions. They become a potion to transport us from faded to vivid, from far away to yesterday.
So when I heard the words of this Sarah Masen song, I smelled the worn out cardboard as we packed up the last of our meager belongings, the intrusive scent of bleach as we sanitized the floor at the expense of the skin on our knuckles.
When I heard this melody emerge after years in a dusty case, I felt again the ache of being inconsequential, a binder-stuffer and pallet-mover, the wife of an airman first class. I felt my hopes flickering, falling almost to embers under the stifling judgment based on where we were and not where we might be if only someone would come along to stoke.
Stories in my Pocket
-by Sarah Masen
Monday's got us running to our knees again
It seems we're always waiting on the floor
Our destination Sunday is full of the unknown
But we're building our own bridges to the shore
In hopes for so much more
Silent eyes are watching, we're beginning to explore
But the lights are growing dim because we are poor
Isn't this the place we're practicing belief
Seems we're always looking at the door
In hopes for so much more
And the stories in my pockets are the best I've ever lived
So what if they don't sell sell sell
I'll take you out for coffee and we'll talk about D.C.
And Philly underneath October moons
Fall is walking us into a cold December wind
And maybe we won't last too long.
But maybe we will make it to play a brave new song
Mixing up the failure with the new
In hopes for something true
And the paintings on the walls here are the best we've ever done
An experiment in abstract dreams
And the colors are colliding in strange redemptive hues
What we got here is a good slow burn
What we got here is a good true thing
A good true thing, a good true thing
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When I listened to this song again with older ears, I heard it entirely new. I am no longer that windblown waif struggling to find one confident, forward place to plant my foot. I have taken many, many steps since then, and though not always forward, I have moved. As I sang along with Sarah, I stumbled upon a smiling realization. I have stories in my pockets. Lots of 'em. And so what if they don't sell, sell, sell?
I've decided to lend these stories words in hopes they will pay me back in the "redemptive hues" of self-discovery and in the catharsis of remembrance. I owe them that at least, since, did I mention, they're the best I've ever lived?
If you've been around here for a while, you know that I toggle randomly between melodramatic melancholy (the way of the lovely Anne Shirley), self-effacing sarcasm and sappy mommy whimsy. So the fact that I introduced this Stories In My Pocket series Anne-Shirley-style by no means indicates that we'll be all serious and no silly. There will be plenty of cowbell. Trust me.
So here's the plan. I'm going to post stories from my pocket every Saturday (give or take a week). I'll set up Mister Linky so I can look like a loser when no one joins in you can join me in sharing your nostalgic, funny, melancholy, deep, bizarre or silly stories from the days of yore. (Or just of yesterday....Really, as long as it happened already, it fits in this series).
So consider joining me, will you? If you're an aspiring writer, just looking for practice, then join me. If you're a sappy mom, just looking to remember, then join me. If you're a big time blogger, just looking for an underdog to humor, then join me. If you're a lonely soul, just looking for friends, then join me. If you're a rebel without a cause, just looking for a cause, then you better not join me! (Tricked ya, didn't I?) And if you're a sociopath just looking for a way to express your rage, please get help. Free blogging therapy can only get you so far.
So that's it. What do you think? Are you with me? (Please don't answer that, Sociopath Guy. I told you to get help. Now GO!)
Look for our first installment of Stories In My Pocket on Saturday, May 9th, entitled: "Deep in the Armpit of Texas".....
Photo by Alizadeh100
My Powers Know No Word Limits

On Sand Flies & Cigarettes
"When I feel sad, it hurts on my face. And I just can't stop my sad right now!"
I am what one might call a short-term optimist (not to be confused with the eternal kind). I humor Pollyanna as long as possible, until I just can't take another round of the Glad Game. And then I crash and wallow like there is no tomorrow.
I guess sometimes we just "can't stop the sad". Whether it's about a toppled tower of legos, a flustered day of fatigue and rumpled, impertinent expectations, or a soul crushing poverty stretching thousands of miles wide and millions of lives deep.
Worth the Weight
I need a bumper sticker for my bike trailer that reads, "I'd rather be driving."
The feather of a gull, the shell of a crab, the sand on a tippy toe, the gleaming eyes, the glittery palms.

The chasing breath, the squeals of pursuit, the holding of hands.


The confident striding, the sidestepping of seaweed, the striking of a playful pose.

I would have raced by all these moments and more, if I remained the lighter version of me.I might be further up the road, but I'd be circle spinning lost, were it not for these 75 pounds of precious cargo.
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I'm linking up again with Emily from Chatting at the Sky in Tuesdays Unwrapped, where she encourages us to "unwrap the small, secret gift of the everyday. " I can't think of a better way to spend our Tuesdays (or every day for that matter) than on the hunt for an ordinary moment in which to delight!
Shuffle It, Just a Little Bit
The lovely Kelly at Love Well tagged me for an ipod meme. Having only recently learned what a "meme" is, I figured it was high time I participated in one. Because nothing says sophisticated and significant like participating in a low stakes game of musical tag, am I right?
(That reminds me, does anyone remember playing "TV Tag" when you were little? Like, if you got tagged you could only be unfrozen if you yelled out, "Punky Brewster!" or "The Muppet Show!" or "Gilligan's Island!". That was fun, wasn't it? )
Before we get started, I have to tell you that there is one answer in here that stands out to me as particularly funny. I'm wondering if you can guess which one? Or if you are feeling rebellious, just tell me which one you liked the best. And if you don't like any of them, well then, aren't you hard to please? Sheesh, it's Friday for goodness sake. Give a poor girl a break (or a comment as the case may be)...
So here we go:
A Meme for your iPod
Instructions:
1. Put your iPod (or MP3 player) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN AS YOUR ANSWER, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag some Moms you admire who could use a laugh and a song.
HOW DID YOU BECOME A MOM?
The Lust, the Flesh, the Eyes & The Pride of Life (Smalltown Poets)
WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BABY?
We Are Not as Strong as we Think We Are (Rich Mullins)
WHAT DID YOU DO THE FIRST MORNING AFTER A SLEEPLESS NIGHT?
Whiskey Girl (Toby Keith)
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE COLORS ON THE WALL?
Goodbye Blue Sky (Pink Floyd)
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A TODDLER’S BODILY FLUID ISSUES?
Hope to Carry On (Caedmon's Call)
IF SOMEONE SAYS “Can I have a snack?” YOU SAY?
Upside Down (Jack Johnson)
IF SOMEONE LEAVES THEIR STUFF ON THE FLOOR, YOU SAY?
Mrs. Potter's Lullaby (Counting Crows)
IF SOMEONE ISN’T SICK TODAY, YOU SAY?
Dancing Nancies (Dave Matthews)
HOW DO YOUR KIDS ENJOY YOUR COOKING?
Let Go (Frou Frou)
HOW DID YOUR KIDS DO IN SCHOOL TODAY?
I'm Still Remembering (Cranberries)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHILE SITTING IN CARPOOL LINE?
Thankful (Caedmon's Call)
HOMESCHOOLERS, WHAT IS THE FIRST SUBJECT TAUGHT OF THE DAY?
Your Personal Penguin (Davy Jones/Blue Moo)
WHAT DO YOUR KIDS WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GROW UP?
College Hornpipe (Yo-Yo Ma, Appalachia Waltz)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY AS A MOM?
Some Fantastic (BNL)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE AS A MOM?
Family Affair (Mary J Blige)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO AS A MOM?
Once you've loved somebody (Dixie Chicks)
HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE REALLY A MOM?
The Nearness of You (Norah Jones)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOST OFTEN AS A MOM?
Gimme, Gimme Shock Treatment (the Ramones)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY AS A MOM?
Lonestar (Norah Jones)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET AS A MOM?
Bye Bye Love (Simon & Garfunkel)
WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE AS A MOM?
Tears Like Flowers (Sarah Masen)
WHAT DO YOUR KIDS DO THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Staring at a Bird (The Waiting)
WHAT DO YOUR KIDS DO THAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Losing Hope (Jack Johnson)
WHAT DO YOUR KIDS DO THAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Absolutely (the Story of a girl) (Nine Days)
HOW DO YOUR KIDS DESCRIBE YOU AS THEIR MOM?
Dinosaur, Dinosaur (Darcy Boynton, Philadelphia Chickens)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Moondance (Van Morrison)
WHAT WILL YOUR MOM OF THE YEAR CERTIFICATE SAY?
Chop Chop (Burlap to Cashmere)
Now, for the tagging part. I know there are some rebellious ones out there (cough Kate cough) who if tagged outright would refuse to participate. But come on, fellow moms, it'll be fun! So please, join in! Once you have your post ready to go, link up with Mister Linky, and don't leave me hanging, mmkay?
Or, if you just can't bring yourself to participate, then remember, you can guess my favorite answer and/or share your own favorite! So there really is something for everyone here. You're totally welcome.
Happy Friday!!
Just a few of our favorite things...



The blue and the warmth came back to me like old friends, picking up where they left off, as if they were never gone. And how could I hold a grudge against these two, no matter how long they abandoned me in the gray and tiresome winter? They were back and that was what mattered. We have a lot of catching up to do, I whispered, lest my human friends hear and worry that their weird friend was again talking to herself.








